Watching a Court TV show with my mom:
Mom: How can a husband do such a thing? You think you know them and then they kill you.
Mom: I mean, I think he did it. Who else would kill such a nice church lady.
Me: Makes you wonder.
Mom: Look at all her friends. Nice ladies. All of them look like good people. You hear that? They say she would do anything for him. But look at those hairdos! You know, all your cousins in Oklahoma wear their hair like that. All the curls and the spray.
Me: It's sad how people can just snap like that. I don't think anyone in their right mind would kill. He surely has psychological things going on.
Mom: But look at those teeth. I bet if she would have done something about them maybe he wouldn't have killed her.
Me: MOM! That's a horrible thing to say!
Mom: Well, I'm just saying what's the truth. She didn't take very good care of herself.
Blogland, I kid you not.